UPDATE: Danbury Potholes Filled All Thanks to Me

Yesterday, right here on this very website, I wrote about the twin ginormous potholes on the corner of Hayestown Rd and Padanaram Rd in Danbury, CT. I said, here is a local problem. I said, I don't like it and I know you do not either.

Later in the day, I fielded mail from readers of my article who were happy that I said something and who enjoyed the way I said it.

Less than 24 hours after I shed light on this problem, those potholes have been filled. Bada Book, Bada Boom. I guess all I can say is, you are welcome, Danbury. You see, when I talk people move and that is that. It was clear from the time I was a small child that I was destined for greatness, and here we all are in the warm embrace of that greatness.

I guess if I had to compare my "gettin' s--t done" style to any other man, I'd go with Marshawn Lynch. You run thoo a muh f---a face and you do that over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...