This is Tyrone. Tyrone loves social media, kickball, and saying the wrong thing at cocktail parties. Do you wanna play kickball with Tyrone? If so, it's time to act. You can message me and I'll put you in touch with him.

Here's what we know:

  • Team name: "Pitches be crazy"
  • Cost: $85
  • Game locations: WestConn Campus Softball Field
  • Game days/times: Tuesdays between 6-8pm
  • Start date: June 19th

These opportunities don't come along often, so I suggest you get moving. Some of the qualities Tyrone is seeking include but are not limited to:

  • Flexibility
  • Open mindedness
  • Great conversationalist
  • Passion for memes
  • Willingness to receive late-night texts unrelated to kickball
  • Hot tub ownership (Tyrone considers this a serious quality)
  • Kindness
  • Minimum leg press of 325 lbs.

If this sounds like you, you are halfway to becoming a member of the "Pitches Be Crazy" kickball team. Just message me, and I will put you in touch with this guy.

Tyrone Mayfield/Facebook

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