How Hot Is it? Jokes to Make You Laugh During This Heat Wave

It's hot again, it's like a sauna. The mercury just keeps on rising. There's no relief in sight, and It's SO HOT. But how hot is it? Funny you should ask.

If you couldn't tell, it's hot out. As soon as you walk outside it feels like you're in a sauna. Thanks to tripadvisor.com, I found some of the best "How hot is it?" jokes and made a list for you. Please feel free to use them any time you want over the next few days.

It's so hot... I saw a chicken lay an omelette!

It's so hot... I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders!

It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen!

It's so hot... Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing!

It's so hot... I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner!

It's so hot... You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time!

It's so hot... I saw two trees fighting over a dog!

It's so hot... I saw a cop chasing a thief, and they were both walking!

It's so hot... Cows give powdered milk!

It's so hot... My thermometer goes up to "Are you kidding me?"

It's so hot... I bought a loaf of bread and before I got home it was toast!

It's so hot... I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl!